1. east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  2. west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  3. Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  4. floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
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ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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officialunitedstates:

can’t wait till it’s winter again so I can get my year supply of carrots off the neighborhood kids’ snowmen

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cosmic latte to cosmic turquoise

cosmic latte to cosmic turquoise

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Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)

Frank Ocean


methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

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  1. me: watching tv show
  2. me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  3. me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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brilliances:

♚ i follow back new followers!

brilliances:

♚ i follow back new followers!

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tapidokes:

bubbline and sad finn *0*

tapidokes:

bubbline and sad finn *0*

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officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

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