• Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?





  • andrewjacksonjerkwad:

    fucknolesmis:

    the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

    (◕)

    it’s mike wazowski. 

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    go hard or go home motherfucker

    this took 16 hours, suck my dick











    scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

    a-face-to-forget:

    huntingloki:

    stoneandbloodandwater:

    Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

    YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

    Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

    if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

    omfg






    coolscar:

    *every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”






    spacewaluigi:

    July 21st is the day that Mario Tennis for the N64 was released in japan, and it also marks the first appearance of Waluigi!

    Happy birthday Waluigi!

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    clannyphantom:

    you’re all a lot hotter than you think











    grumpysalmon:

    All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
    Violet - anxiety
    Dash - ADHD
    Mr Incredible - too strong
    Mother Incredible - ???
    Baby - exploding child






    weepingdildo:

    I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing






    y2kid:

    i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them






    cloudy-dreamers:

    Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion






    significunts:

    when i make a wish i dont just wish for one thing, i wish for 20 things all in one sentence






    misamdry:

    mxtori:

    businessinsider:

    7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

    Click here to find out why these questions help you.

    This is so important!

    I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

    Don’t be me.

    Useful! I started doing much better in interviews when I started prepping my own questions, but it’s nice to have new ones.






    thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

    thatonenerdybroad:

    eddietg:

    If you own a dog, please share.

    Even if you don’t own a dog, please share






    about me

    ♡ hey hey ♡

    im carolyn but most of my friends call me caro

    sometimes they spell it with two “r”s like carro as if it’s like carrot or something

    carro is not a nickname for carrot. but i guess you can spell it "carro" or "caro". i like both.

    im 17 and here are some things that are important to me

    - dogs. i get very emotional about dogs.
    - boys
    - sharks
    - sloths
    - movies
    - naps
    - oranges
    - ice cream
    - science
    - donuts
    - i could watch parks & rec for the rest of my days

    thank that is all u need to know

    askbox

    ask me some questions. ask me about my favorite shape or my favorite animal or tell me your favorite songs. maybe tell me about your pet. idk. live ur life. lets talk.